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I posted the topics tested in Maths le... Gd luck for promos ppl!

LAG

Tried the pizza test.. here are the results (CRAP!!!):

You are a Super Supreme Pizza!
Being the house special, you have an attractive character and you are a born leader. Your charisma comes from your vast knowledge and charming personality. People enjoy engaging in fulfiling conversations with you because you never fail to give them new insights on many issues. Definitely a pizza of substance!

HAHAX. HOW CRAPPY CAN THINGS GET?

Did nothing much today. Chionging PW now... haiz... so sianz... Felt very bad, hearing that everyone is almost finishing revision and i have only started on Fmaths, being left with Physics and Chem totally untouched.

NVM. I had planned to play more this year from day. "GET A LIFE!" That is what my sec sch teacher told me ( YEPPZ>> BALA) " You can afford to play now and do well in j2... i know you good enuff to give this advise." She must be so proud.. I am following her words. But regret coming to VJ... nothing to play de.. so sianz... so dead. Loved those days, where everyone played hard most of the time, fail TOGETHER at the appropriate times like class test and CHIONG together at the RIGHT TIME (Sec 4). Explains why VS rankings jumped from band 2 to band 1, displacing so schools that dont have this BROTHERHOOD. This is called school spirit. This is the victorian spirit (obviously vj lacks). This is why girls should not be allowed into VS. < I am not sexist, but it is the fact of life. Guys jio girls, girls act lady... boys become unman, girls become guy-crazy... everyone lives die. Gals can have their own sch =) >

Anyway, must make good use of time. After promos must go wild for 3 months then start to revise for A levels le. Cant wait for next year to come... When quantum etc kicks in, IT IS MY HEAVEN!!! =) I am bad in Newton's physics (who ask the stupid idiot to deduce wrong things?) and derives most of my current understanding of physics and chem through quantum. Weird right? But that is my way. Reminds me of a song by Bon Jovi:

"It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life"

Anyway, i need to get back to work le. Spent 15 precious minutes of my life typing these useless things that no one would bother to read. Haiz. Hahax. CIAO!

-Chi Heem- {[(~ Ty¢õŅĕ§ς Ίѕ ẵמ ΔяŤ ~)]}

27.

The Derivative
It is a truth universally acknowledged,
that a human being in possession of a brain
must be in want of an explanation
for the existence of maths.
What is the function of a Function?
And what is the Probability that a Function functions?
How un-coordinated those Coordinates are,
strewn all over the graph paper like that.
As the Cummulative Frequency of undone homework increases,
the comprehension of anything vaguely mathematical, decreases.
Thus, creating a Negative Correlation.
Likewise,
Sets are but silly circles worried over by an idiot,
filling one with self-importance and frustration,
signifying nothing.
As one ploughs through a set of questions vegetatively,
we can say that the Rate Of Change remains at a Constant-
and nothing is attained.
Ah yes, so Calculus did spend hours of his life, searching in vain
For the Derivative of the Derivative
only to bury himself in an infinite amount of bloody Derivatives.
Therefore, it can be easily Deduced
that Math is the Root of all Problems.

It only struck me today the reason for why people resort to doing maths. Being able to solve something on paper gives us some form of fulfilment, and makes up for our very evident lack of ability to solve problems that are pertinent to our everyday lives.

Yes, that may be the reason why people lock themselves up in their rooms and delve into the wonderful world of mathematics- to ease the hurt and the pain from knowing how incompetent they are when it comes to solving problems that feature in real-life. For once, people are actually able to solve problems that they are presented with. Redundant and irrelevant, yet fulfilling.

Perhaps maths, being man-made, was created to give us a sense of purpose, a sense of fulfilment, to make ourselves feel good about getting something right- when life in the real world outside -plagued by countless fears, obstacles and distractions- comes crashing down on us and there is no way to go about solving those problems.

Thus, we retreat into the world of graphical solutions and start calculating diameters of pathetic plastic bottles and depths of radioactive waste, when efforts at sorting out our own lives are rendered futile.

Come, take my hand and sit with me. Let us do some recreational algebra.

(credit to http://www.mothball-fantasy.blogspot.com/)


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Maths is Love.
-fiona.

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WOW!! I am like mugging so much lahz.. Mug DOTA like 6 hrs a day. So nice rite? I am all SOOOOOOO prepared for promos. So nice rite? Hahax. Anyway, we all doing PW... Digress so much! but so fun!!! Huiyi weighs 49kg while shihui weighs 53KG. mE 68 :O. We ate like 1 bar of toberlone, 1pack of munchini..... HeHE. :) Anyway, back to PW....

Ciaoz!
Zhi Qian

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haiz, so quiet one this blog............... nvm, i presume that this is bcoz promo is coming and everbody is mugging :) !!!! ARGGH!!!!! toking about promos i think i am so screwed. Firstly, i have a plethora of tutorials to complete. Secondly, I got a damn lot chapters to start studying. Thirdly, I am going back to Indonesia, which translates to i wun even study one line..... Shit, i am so damn screwed. Well anywae, the bottom line is GUYS and GALS, dun be like me and study hard for ya promo.... Oh yeah, one last thing, I AM NOT A MUGGER :)!!!! NIL SINE MUGGER-RE (thanks BING YI), OOPS, NIL SINE LABORE.....